Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Immaculate Machine Caption Contest!


Immaculate Machine, as cartooned by IM guitarist/artist Brooke Gallupe himself.

THE CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED. WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED AT THE APPROPRIATE MOMENT.

I haven't done a contest on Skatterbrain in quite a while, and this one's pretty cool, so it should be some great fun! So what is it? Well, Brooke from the fantastic Immaculate Machine was kind enough to draw us a cartoon to use for a contest. What you have to do is use your wonderful imaginations and think of something funny / vulgar / politically incorrect / funny / hilarious / witty / LOL / haha / wise / smartass / funny as a caption that would potentially go in the speech bubble in the lovely cartoon to your right. What's Kathryn got her hand in? Why does she have her hand in whatever it is her hand is in? WHO KNOWS! But write something and have fun! Brooke will be be observing your entries and in about a week he will choose his top three favorite and they will win some really, really great things!

HOW TO REALLY ENTER: All you have to do is leave a comment on this post with your name, your email address, and your caption in "quotes." It's that easy!

THE GLORIOUS WINNINGS, PRIZES, ETCETERA: There will be three winners. The 1st place winner with the best caption will win a copy of the new Immaculate Machine album Fables, an Immaculate Machine flask, a Mint Records sampler, and a bunch of sweet Mint stuff. The two other winners will both receive copies of Fables. Okay, cool. Good stuff.

Click on the cartoon above to see a bigger, better, version. The contest will close in like, a week or so-ish. It's so hard to say with these things.

Also, if for some reason you haven't listened to Immaculate Machine, I would urge to to definitely do so right now and carefully immerse yourself in their wonderfully catchy, Canadian, triple-harmonied pop milkshake that is "Dear Confessor."

[MP3]: Immaculate Machine :: Dear Confessor (Highly Recommended!)

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49 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Did you say there was money in here? Because I'm pretty sure it's moving. And slithering. And money doesn't really do that. Ever."

-Allison (allison@sdam.com)

12:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Damn Pringles! Now what am I supposed to do?"

-Mike (sniperpenguin@wideopenwest.com)

1:58 PM  
Anonymous felix said...

"Okay, I have a question... Did you guys poop in it ?"

-Félix (felix@melshake.com)

2:46 PM  
Anonymous David said...

"Let me just get grandma out so we can pawn this vase."

David-(jewishsock@yahoo.com)

4:44 PM  
Anonymous michael said...

"The genie is in the bottle, but I don't think it's coming out any time soon. Also? I think my hand just got to third base."

michael
mike@mikeiam.net

8:45 PM  
Anonymous Jay said...

no time for the old in-out, love, just come to read the meter

8:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Stop laghing, guys, it's just a cast! Dang, I knew the Flaming Keyboard Stunt wouldn't end well..."

9:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Stop laughing, guys, it's just a cast! Dang, I knew the Flaming Keyboard Stunt wouldn't end well."

-Carissa (rizzo@bendbroadband.com)

9:45 PM  
Blogger Stephen said...

"Good one guys. On the bright side, after these flesh eating insects devour my hand, it won't be stuck in this vase anymore."

-Stephen (Phlook_13@hotmail.com)

1:53 AM  
Anonymous toby said...

"Maybe this will explain why that last Shins album was so bad"

- Toby (gramufa@gmail.com)

9:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Casper, I think you have an enlarged prostate...

Dave (davesimison@yahoo.com)

10:06 AM  
Anonymous lionel said...

"Hope there's enough condoms for the both of you..."

Lionel
lionelster at gmail dot com

11:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"We can put our weed in here!"

David -jewishsock@yahoo.com

11:59 AM  
Blogger antonio said...

"I hope no one draws this incident and then uses that drawing for some sort of wacky contest."

12:38 PM  
Blogger antonio said...

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12:40 PM  
Blogger Daniel said...

"Nobody consulted me about giving away my flask as a contest prize! Well just try taking it now!"

-Dan (danielkdougherty@gmail.com)

12:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"You know, it would have been easier to just turn it upside down".

Vinni (vinni[dot]mata[at]gmail[dot]com).

3:48 PM  
Blogger syma said...

This comment has been removed by the author.

6:53 PM  
Anonymous Jamie said...

"fuck."


Jamie
(Jamie@lawtech.demon.co.uk)

7:19 PM  
Blogger antonio said...

cementfloor@gmail.com

forgot to include email in first comment. don't i feel stupid.

11:57 PM  
Blogger John Larsen said...

"What do you mean, 'Take it off slow'?"

-John (thejlar@gmail.com)

5:23 PM  
Blogger Matt said...

"Fuck. This is the last time I do my Mega-Man impression for you guys."

-Matt (squipol@hotmail.com)

7:52 PM  
Anonymous Blake said...

"So Kathryn was the cookie theif! I knew our Super-Duper-Deluxe-Chomping-Cookie-Jar-Security-Device would catch them red handed! Or should I say 'with their hands in the cookie jar!'"

-Blake (iamblake16@yahoo.com)

10:30 AM  
Blogger Rick B. said...

"I will never wash this hand again..."

10:31 AM  
Blogger Rick B. said...

"I reject your reality & substitute my own..."

10:32 AM  
Anonymous Mickie said...

"I always want what I don't understand... I knew I shouldn't have taken the whole 'Jarhand' thing seriously..."

- Mickie (that.old.black.magic@gmail.com)

11:21 AM  
Blogger Nils-Martin said...

"ughh guys, is this one of those chinese finger traps?"

11:43 AM  
Blogger Nils-Martin said...

oh, and: nmlundsgard(at)gmail(dot)com

11:43 AM  
Anonymous Mickie said...

"Yeah okay I know... I don't have to go very far looking for trouble. You don't have to remind me........."

- Mickie (that.old.black.magic@gmail.com)

11:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Oh!! So THIS is a Jarhand!"

-Kyle
k_jahns98@hotmail.com

1:32 PM  
Blogger Keith said...

"Hanky panky in a jar... Wow!"

- Keith (keithwilliamcraig@gmail.com)

2:20 PM  
Blogger Lachlan said...

"Who's idea was it to pull our set list out of this awkwardly shaped jar ?"

3:12 PM  
Blogger Lachlan said...

"Now I know what it would feel like to fist our Prime Minister"

3:22 PM  
Anonymous Mel said...

"Guys, I told you already. I don't need another dildo!"

3:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"We should turn this crazy incident into a song!"

Ashley
a_jahns17@hotmail.com

7:48 PM  
Blogger Drew said...

This comment has been removed by the author.

9:03 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

"Don't be sorry, just put on some new underwear. "

Chris (dread.dormammu@gmail.com

10:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The raccoon egg trap is a humane hand hold trap that is
designed to take advantage of the raccoon’s inquisitive
nature and agile front paws. Lures such as jam, syrup,
marshmallows or fish work well."

Robert tallrob@shaw.ca

1:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bibilography:

http://www1.agric.gov.ab.ca/$department/deptdocs.nsf/all/agdex847/$file/684-16.pdf?OpenElement

1:46 AM  
Blogger Arpit Mehta said...

"Come on, man, tell us already, what'd the old lady have in that thing they buried her with?"

- arpit at arpitmehta dot com

10:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Next week on Arrested Development: Kathryn makes a "jarring" discovery ...

- bob loblaw(im_not_totally_perplexed@yahoo.ca)

1:08 PM  
Blogger quixotic said...

And you thought it was hard to play keyboard wearing mittens!

3:21 PM  
Anonymous McBain said...

"So he says to me 'Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?' My cousin was a weird guy"

-Jason (mcbainiac@hotmail.com)

7:57 PM  
Blogger Brandon said...

"Yeah. OK, well, uh, we found, uh, this keyboard player in a bottle of YOUR BEER, eh. Like, we was at a party and, uh, a friend of ours - a COP - had some, and HE PUKED. And he said, uh, come here and get free beer or, uh, he'll press charges."

-Brandon (brandon@theoutsideroyalty.com)

9:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

quixotic said...

And you thought it was hard to play keyboard wearing mittens!

3:21 PM

(m_caul@yahoo.ca)

10:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"alright... I did it. you owe me 5 bucks Brooke... wait- it's stuck.. so this is your 'prevent kathryn from performing tonight scheme'! you guys blow!"


Carmen- criddel_11@hotmail.com

9:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ya know, this whole getting caught in the cookie jar cliche thing would make a great song... I'll start writing it... as soon as I get my damn hand out of the jar...

jaladhjin627@hotmail.com

10:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just wanted enough money for lunch now I'll never use my hand again *weeping*

jaladhjin627@hotmail.com

10:48 PM  
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